Spanish for Gringos

Dear gringo friend there's always something to learn or to try, sometimes you need to say a phrase in Spanish, but you don't know how to say it, don't worry, It's not a problem any more, if your are a gringo and you don't know how to speak Spanish, the Smart Gringo Class might be helpful in your learning process.
For instance, we took from it some common phrases, just try it and you'll see the difference and how easy it is to speak Spanish.

(Estimado amigo gringo, siempre hay algo que aprender o tratar, algunas veces necesitas decir una frase en español, pero no tienes idea de como hacerlo, no te preocupes. Eso no es un problma ya, si tu eres un gringo y no sabes como hablar español las "Clases paracticas para gringos" puede que te ayuden en tu proceso de aprendizaje.
Asi que, tomamos algunas frases comunes, solo trata y veras la diferencia y que facil es hablar español)



For example, if you say "PAIR DONE", Mexicans will understand:
(Por ejemplo si tu dices "PAIR DONE" los mexicanos entenderan)
"PERDON"( Sorry).

Try the next ones:
(trata con las siguientes:)

1. BOY AS N R
*VOY A CENAR
I'm gonna have dinner


2. N L C JOHN
*EN ELSiLLON
On the armchair


3. BE A HOPE AND SON
*VIEJO PANZON
Fat Old man


4. THIS IS POOR AS STUNT AIR E US
*DICES PURAS TONTERIAS
You're saying dumb things


5. S TOY TREE STONE
*ESTOY TRISTON
I'm kinda sad


6. LOST TRAP EAT TOSS
*LOS TRAPITOS
The little rags


7. A KEY EYE POOR AGREE JUG
*AQUI HAY PURA GRILLA
There's only politics around here


8. DESK CAN SAW
*DESCANSA
(You) rest


9. AS SAY TOON AS
*ACEITUNAS
Olives


11. BE A HAS R WHEN THERE US
*VIEJAS ARGUENDERAS
Arguing Bitches


12. COME AT A LOSS UGH WACK CAT TESS
COMETE LOS AGUACATES
Eat the avocadoes


13. THE HEAD THE STAR MALL LESS STAN DOE
* DEJE DE ESTAR MOLESTANDO
Stop bugging me


14. KIT AT TELL LOSS WAR AT CHESS
*QUITATE LOS HUARACHES
take off your sandals


15. BALL ADD THE PAY JAZZ SAD US
*BOLA DE PAYASADAS
Silly stuff



16.- TABOO N O
* 'TA BUENO
It's ok


17.- PASS A LASS SHELL ASS
* PASA LAS CHELAS
pass the beer


18.- S TOY SO LAP ASS
* ESTOY SOLAPAS
I'm all alone


19.- PASS A LASS ALL SAW
* PASA LA SALSA
pass the sauce

20.-CELL EYE JUG, ONE A WHAT TOE
*CELAYA GUANAJUATO
Celaya, Guanajuato (a City in central Mexico)

21.- A KEY'S TATOO ONE CUM ON EIGHT
AQUI 'STA TU JUAN CAMANEY (tururu jajaja XD)
Your lover is here

22.- WEB IT TOES COME HAM ON
HUEVITOS CON JAMON
Eggs and ham

23.- FREE HALL IT TOES
FRIJOLITOS
Beans


Si, ya lo habia escrito ¿y qué?